the spud abides

mozilla:

my cat: mrow

me, a dumbass: mrow? meow mewmrooowwwww mrow meow!!

my cat:

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thymelord:

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

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irollforinitiative:

lenyberry:

lunellafandoms:

just-shower-thoughts:

Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.

Cinnamon is the spicy of earth

no cinnamon is the spicy of wood (a bark) 
ginger is the spicy of earth (a root)

But everything changed when the pepper nation attacked.

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corvell:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

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lll-komaeda-lll:

deergay:

sonimaeda:

deergay:

(gets down on one knee) will you be my bruh

bruh thats gay

but bruh

bruhzoned again

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